Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Oh No He Didn't...Yes He Did

Not much to post except that life is going on and on and on...

I guess some are afraid but I'm just carrying on with life as usual.

You haven't lived until you've had a conversation The Hubby and I had with our insurance guy on Monday.  EGAD!  He has been our insurance guy, for the business insurance for many years, but he wanted to "share" with us his journey, and to try and get us to join in!  Great, I felt I was at one of "those" meetings where they try to get you join "SOMETHING"  you don't want to!  Anyway, a few years ago he had a heart attack and let me tell you this guy had horrendous eating habits.  He loved, was obsessed with desserts, and admitted to eating 14-16 desserts a week.  We have done the lunch thing with him many times and he would order every dessert on the menu before ordering lunch, and then have them first.  He was addicted to sugar.  So after the heart attack and out of the hospital he went to some outfit in Texas where they use wheat grass enemas to cleanse you twice a day for 3 weeks and you eat wheat grass stuff and it's all plant based food which is in these days.  Not such a bad thing but the wheat grass enemas "CLEANSE" you out if you know what I mean.  When you check in they give you a bucket, the enema and cleaning supplies...do you get my drift on where our lunch conversation went (it's the stuff that RESULTS from said enemas.)  I was getting green around the gills and was going to need the bucket and cleaning supplies right then and there.  Then he went on to say how good he felt after the 3 weeks, he lost weight, obviously and that he had better hard-on's!!!!!!  WHAT THE F.......K..........

Yes, he did and so the conversation for the 1-1/2 hour lunch was about enemas (and more)  and hard-on's.  Never, I SAID NEVER AGAIN would I do that.  Of course, The Hubby gives him slack and takes his side that he found a healthy way and he has saved us tons of money on our insurance this year and blah, blah, blah.  Right, NEVER AGAIN!  He is weird, nice guy, but WEIRD!!!!!

So I am choosing to FORGET about Monday and focus on yesterday, Tuesday and today and tomorrow...
"Picnic"  18x24 oil on linen

What's on my easel now... 




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